Wall Street

If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:
$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND... You would have $... 214.00 in cash.
So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan



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3 Comments:

  1. Anónimo said...
    No entiendo ingle
    Anónimo said...
    yo tengo el first.

    dice que la cerveza eta recara eta
    Anónimo said...
    baicho flogger

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