A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T
PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM.

SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE
FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE
HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS...

"MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY
BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE
POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING,
WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS
WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A
CARROT UP MY BUTT?".

SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."